new years eve

One day I will go to the ball drop, with all my cool college friends and we'll sneak into bars and not get carded...just kidding but I still want to wish you a happy new year! And don't feel pressured to make new year resolutions(I never keep mine, and neither does charlie brown).
I might not be here tomorrow so have fun in 2009.

There is one thing I do have to do though; say my goodbyes to good ol' 2008, there were some happy times...

1. I will miss all those times I was comepletely ignorant about something...I won't remind all of you...XD
2. All the new friends I made, inanimate and human.
3. I had so many reflections it's crazy! and just a little side note: just because its a whole new year, doesn't mean I'm going to stop blogging. I'm never going to stop blogging. Even when I'm 30 with my 2.5 kids and jewish chihuahua screaming at me. Calm in the face of adversary!
4. All the wierd clothes I've worn
5. DISCOVERING KUINOYA BOOKS! this is the coolest japanese bookstore ever! It's right across from Bryant Park.
6. all the stupid things I have said. I just wouldn't be hayley greenhill if I didn't have at least a few big screw-ups.
7. how much this blog has progressed! whoo! lets hear it for 2009! I love you all! good night!

are you listening? or even reading all these not so long paragraphs? hello? you have to give me some freaking answers!

Aw man. Im so sad project runway is gone. But i was just reminscing as I watched freaking Christian Marianni or whatever the hell italian last name. anyway I have to say, and I know you've been waiting for this all along. I need a break from paramore. I have heard enough "and Im from tenesee" to last me lifetime. or at least a week.

anyway i know you guys have missed me. SO MUCH. you were just begging for a new post.

expect lots of paragraphs from now on. I read somewhere that they're easier to read then only a few long ones.

I miss you! love and kisses! it wont be long now

besides
Im going to come back at our college reunion and scare the crap out of everyone. remember that!

OMG. Have I not updated in 2 whole days? how? jeez...I freaking love you guys for reminding me to update! or in the words of diney's robin hood-"abscence makes the heart grow fonder."
Indeed it is true! Trust me, if you think blogging is boring, just try facebook. its a endless pit of despair. ( i have 4 friends? what? i feel so unloved!)

damn! my in ternet failed after i typed a whole page. wah! i was just droning about test prep anyway. why does life have to be so bitter? just kidding, i am in a relatively good mood today. just like bridget predicted. shes a fortune teller. take it or leave it.

anyway ive missed school so much. no like insanely. all my friends are there. well okay, im not crazy popular, but still! Im even half way into the whole education thing. aha. that reminds me...hunter! test prep! if i fail that test i will crap my pants. not that you want that image. Its so adrenaline stimulating. and do not bug me about RIGHT USAGE OF WORDS. okay, so i'm a accident of grammatical nature. sorry, sorry I WAS BORN THAT WAY! thats why you should never make fun of people for the way they look, unless they wear abercrombie and bitch.

some things you should know about me:
1: I am hopelessly paranoid. I will literally run and duck behind heavy metal objects when i think somone has a gun. And i have miracously never got shot at. hmm... also i have a irrational fear of getting hit by a car. i will run down broadway 84th if thats what it takes to avoid those scary taxi cabs.
2: I laugh out of nowhere. no seriously. if you think i have a problem, you are 100% correct.
3. I hate my nose. and nothing will make me feel good about it
4. I can get so emotional with people.
"you know what? If im a donkey then you're a ass!"
5. I get really talkative after vactions.
so if you guys ever need someone to talk to, i will be there!

joy to the world...and everywhere else. What? did you think i was about to quote the bible or something?

merry christmas everybody... I got this new game for my nintendo Ds called gourmet chef and believe me, it is a hell lot easir then real cooking, not that i'm that great at that either. but i did manage to make chocolate chip cookies out of scratch and the recipie was from joy of cooking! represent! I also got another paramore CD. All We Know is Falling. My favorite song from iit is here we go again.

here we go again
with all the things we said
and not a minute spent
to think that we'd regret
so we just take them back
these words and hold our breath
and forget the things we swore we meant...

I'm also in the process of writing a brendon urie(and learning HTML!) story on Mibba.com so be sure to check it out when i post it.

heey!

how is everyone enjoying vacation? good? i hope so. i can't stand grumpy vacationers, this is like the one time of year where i really get to salck off and do nothing, oh but wiat the hunter test. yeah i really don't want to go... but that could change. perhaps. this is a carmael flan by the way. yum yum yum!

isn't she adorable?

http://www.quizilla.com/polls/8486334/which-is-the-best-picture-of-hayley-williams

i made a poll! the best ever, i must say. its so original you won't believe yourself.

shut up!

omgosh, i just hate it when all those stupid fans sing along at the top of their lungs, i mean enthuasim is great but not when it drowns out the music.

somebody tell me what to do on the internet! im so bored!!

hey guys! sorry for the long time without updating. I know you guys just live off the flesh and blood of my thoughts...(sorry, i just had and edward cullen spasm.)

anyway, i was in 2 concerts today. so there's this guy sitting in front of me, and he turns his head for like a split second and isee his face, thinking hell! hes attractive. and im waiting for him to play so i can see his his whole face. he gets up, bows and plays. the whole time, i keep thinking. ugly shit. god! that is so annoying!

you know what i'm talking about right? the "attractive guy" sitting next to you turns out to be mr. mushy. or whatever.

this is paramores umbrella shirt.

this is a play off "theres more where that came from."

crush crush crush t shirt.

which one is the best gift?

theres nothing like a aisian grandmother

Ode to all old aisian people

O! O.A.P. you screech like a monkey and yet we still love you.
you never understand english except for lunchtime and thank you. but thats okay, we still love you.
you get on everyonnes nerves with your superfluous advice until we just want to retreat out of LIFE! thats okay too.
you eat expired tofu. gross.
dont feel your age and act like a baby. sigh.
but we still love you. for who you are. old. aisian. and dead.

sorry, that was just my random racist comment of the day.
okay so heres the general plot for my fanfiction. of course its VERY< VERY summarized.

girl: ohmigosh, so and so is such a whore, i need to get away from her
best friend: no wonder you're such and putcast, everyone else ikes her, even me.
girl: oh thanks a lot...................................VALERIE.
best friend: sorry, gosh youre so emo and annoying.
later...
girl:sigh. i feel so, so...alone!
brendon urie appears out of nowhere.
BU: hey girl! i like you.
Girl: really?
BU: yes, and to be with you im going to go and cheat on my way hotter girlfriend.

at the end;
girl: i love you.
BU: yeah, i love you too. i cant wai for the final year of our tour when ryan and me are 21.
girl: the hell! youre 20! im in high shcool.
BU: oh sorry.
girl: its okay, its okay, dont cry sweetie, youre still gorgeous.
bU: i know. (takes off shirt or! or! smiles beautifully.)

haha. i hope you like it, ill put the whole story up on quizilla .com

VERSAEMERGE!
you guys, go check them out, i swear they are great.
100% guarenteed, listen to pursuing design. its worth it. WORTH EVERY SECOND.
if you don't like them thats okay, because i understand you know, the singer is a girl and she does have hair. (im being sarcastic ilan)

hey guys! ever heard of a band called day away? i just though i would check out some of their music. they used to be with FBR but legal issues and all.

so anyway im just killing time here until an emergency arises. oh yeah, today was hilarious, okay so my mmom is pressuring me about my grades right. here's the actual dialougue.

my mom : "you know, everyone has pressure in their lives at one point, you have to learn to deal."
me: (you would only get this if youre a paramore fan) " i can feel the pressure. its getting closer now. were better off without you. don't let me fall asleep feeling empty again."
Mom: Youre not better off without me, believe it or not."

and i just like crapped my pants(figutively, of course), how hilarious is that?
so enough about that old lady, i was thinking about getting some clothes, but heres the problem:

i hate mpst pf H&m's clothes, i hate abercrombie and fitch and aeropostale and gap and old navy and macy's. and i happen to live in new york, with positively no malls around except near new jersey. hey,at least im not a picky eater.

omg! the jingale ball was yesterday.

my holidy shopping list

1. night before christmas anything

once i went up to harry and said "hey! i love that band"

2. paramore tshirt

they dont have there riot tshirts anymore. sad.

3. itunes gift card for at least 20$

4. a cute beanie.

oh, and by the way this is for other people, not me.

duh!

holiday spirit and all that crap.

giving is the best part...

this ought to piss you off emma.

you guys must hate me. im sorry but i love hayley williams. shes amzing! and at least its not twilight, the something everyone else is all over. its so cliche. bella is a freaking virgin. how many times have i heard that story?

anyway, i haven't been on in a long time because i ve been two busy hanging out with "all my friends."

and making racist aisian jokes.

ughhh my mom is yapping her head off.

"you've been playing the computer for almost 45 minutes!"

"leave me alone"

"get off thecomputer!"

bye guys, love you all.

"I'm not EMo , I'm just me."
sigh. i love that quote.

"cherie! get the hell off that dang pc!"
"sure thing ma."

ahahaha. sorry i have got to fix this insane laughing problem.

my mom is getting angry!

OMG OMG OMG.
FALl out boy is coming to NYC! isn't that awesome! and there was this thing on facebook where it was like "pete wentz is sort of like santa claus, don't you think?"
yes! absolutely! just add a inflata-tummy and a beard and you're good to go.
Patrick Stump will pull his sled. ahahaha. sorry, inside, 1person only joke.

"wash your hair.wash your hair."
"mom! leave me alone! im a busy adolescent!"
"wash your hair! or no allowance."
"so what? allownce! crap!"

i wanna go to hot topic. i wanna go beat up everybody in abercrombie and fitch. i wanna go to mexico.

sorry this is like in all random ness, my life is just that interesting.
so anyway, i was thinking of writing a fanfiction

and whats mushi?

nos seriously, i searched it on google. a manga about bugs. thats very vague so don't go eeew.bugs.

"we can't direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."
okay. that was the daily gem of widom.

heres's to hayley!

oh by the way, i hate how avril lavinge is always mentioned with hayley williams, it pisses me off, they are so different and not to mention hayley is the better everything.XD

sorry for all you avril lavinge fans, but paramore comes out with good songs almost every time,ive heard one okay song from avril lavinge(a side note to her:never ever ever ever try to rap again, for the sake of our ears.)

and about that question who's hotter?

hayley.

this is from:http://newyork.metromix.com/music/pop/z100s-jingle-ball-2008-chelsea/246838/content

Music nerds may scoff at this annual concert thrown by one of the city’s most popular mainstream radio stations, but the lineup consistently represents music’s biggest acts in hip-hop, R&B and pop. (Who says no one listens to radio anymore?!) If you are a teenager, or have one, you probably already know about this show, but this year’s lineup features emcee/professional braggart Kanye West, slightly Sapphic superstar Katy Perry and R&B royalty Ne-Yo, along with virtually everyone else who’s had a #1 hit this year outside of hard rock. With Chris Brown, Leona Lewis, Paramore, David Archuleta, Brandy and Lady GaGa

OMFG.

aaaaw, i really wanted to go but apparently, all their tickets are sold out and...they were way too expensive to beginwith, 91$ for horrible seats.

and to finish it off, a picture of hayley williams

wow i have like a million accounts on websites and...
theres photobucket.com
blogspot, of course
face book
quizilla
mibba
and we cant forget neopets...

this was originally on http://oh-burn.blogspot.com/ which is a cool website but i know a lot of the bands on here so i got all excited and had to copy it over... the bands i know are in periwinkle. damn are we similar...

All We Know- Paramore
Born For This- Paramore
Bring Me To Life- Evanescence
Cassie- Flyleaf
Crawling Towards the Sun- The Hush Sound (one of my new favorite songs)
crushcrushcrush- Paramore
Dear Maria, Count Me In- All Time Low
Fidelity-Regina Spektor
Hero/Heroine- Boys Like Girls
Hey There Delilah- Plain White T's
Me and You- Fall Out Boy
I Will Follow You Into The Dark- Death Cab for Cutie
In Love With A Girl- Gavin Degraw
It Ends Tonight- All-American Rejects
Is It Any Wonder?- Keane
Let The Flames Begin- Paramore
Monster- Meg and Dia
My Manic and I- Laura Marling
Nine in the Afternoon- Panic! at the Disco
Nothing Better- The Postal Service
The Only Difference Betwen Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage- Panic! at the Disco
Over My Head (Cable Car)- The Fray
Pressure- Paramore
Sewn- The Feeling
Shut Up and Let Me Go-The Ting Tings
Snakes On a Plane (Bring It)- Cobra Starship feat.
The Academy Is and Gym Class Heroes
Soul Meets Body- Death Cab for Cutie
Somebody Told Me- The Killers
Such Great Heights- Postal Service
That's What You Get- Paramore
Thunder- Boys Like Girls
Viva la Vida- Coldplay
Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance
Whisper- Evanescence
Wonderwall- Oasis
You Know I'm No Good- Amy Winehouse

okay i just have to show you these absolutely adorable pictures which i got off this website: http://lolcatz.wordpress.com/page/12/

they are so freaking cute, i love cat pictures with humorous captions...anyway do you know what i realized? i love new york. its just awesome, before i was all like well we have crappy air and i want to live in a big country house and raise horses...

i wanted to be a hilly billy basically. which only happens in places like west virginia...teehee

COUNTDOWN UNTIL THANKSGIVING...

3 DAYS! 3 DAYS!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! isn't that such a cute domo beanie! ive become obsessed with cute hats lately ever since that fateful day when i saw pete wentz wearing a striped beanie...i fell in love...(and not w/ pete wentz)

and i traded my little sister two whole one dollars for one measly little five dollars...

check this website out! its really cool! theres like picture of paramore and like death cab for cutie and vampire weekend and chemical romance(damn! ithought they were like 50, or wait is that like the police or somethig...) http://www.ryanrussell.net/2008photos.html
okay so anyway im going to hot topic which is such a cool store is like band tshirts and like punk, goth stuff.

okay i just have to show you guys this amazing picture of paramore and yes! she is naturally blond.an yes! this is in home sweet new york! in front of the hard rock cafe! i had no idea they were here! but anyway that's besides the point. i am going to blog my heart out right here, right now and you can be my freaking witness! so anyway i really need to go holiday shopping for all my friends, i was going to do this soup kitchen thing and like cook food but it was just like "oh do you have space in your heart for a hungry soul?give us your credit cardnumber and we'll put the richest thanksgiving dinner on their plate!"

uh hell no! so anyway i'm officially converted to vegetarian! yeah! after much guilt ridden stares and "you're killing pigs and cows and chickens" and the whatnot so this year i'm going to be eating toturkey!(made out of tofu, for all you carnivores out there) and pretty soon i'll get one of those registration form from those crackheads at peta. you know those stickers that have a little cicken and say "don't eat me! i'm not a nugget!" yeah and deprressing poems about labatory animals. but im getting offf track.

SO! on my holiday list is:

1. well definitely a barnes and nobles gift card because its so darn thoughtful that i get one every -freaking -year!

2. an itunes gift card, and yes i would be okay with that

3. you can never go wrong with chocolate above 10 dollars and stuffed animals

4. something really cute, like an ongiri necklace

5. mr attractive tourist dude! he should come to new york for the holidays!

6. tickets to like mexico for me and 5 lucky friends!(cue the flashy prize board)

7. money! money is always a safe bet! but don't be stingy please! above 15 dollars!

8. my personal santa claus, ill charge kids like 8 dollars to sit on his lap.

So anyway:

Happy pre- holidays!

my sister wrote this song(shes 5) and it is possibly the most emoest crap i have ever heard. no seriously it was like just leave me here and die and scientists will dig me up in the ash of the 80th century when nobody is here... actually that could work...maybe... anyway im so bored on the web these days like ive just been fooling around with room escape games(and totally failing! thank god for walkthroughs!)

okay im trying to edit my blog like every single second so here i am like 12 hours later. i have cclass in like eight minutes so this will be short. what to say, what to say... im under pressure- i cant think when im under pressure well um.. this is a really nice mac... its all silver and sleek and the monitor is huge and the internet is wonreful and no this isn't my computer.

i guess you could say todays one of my moodswing days... it all started on friday.... i was like all sad during art, then i perked up and right now i have a craving for emotional music, youknow stuff that makes you tear up inside... sniffle sniffle oh god i just did it again now im all felling in the mood for fanfiction... help! and no its not the whole hormornal imbalances-wait i think thats when-nevermind.

okay since ifigured all youre going to be reading for the next few days is people freaking out over out lateset pesident so im here to give you a little antdote and talk about, normal. non crazed stuff. crap my mom is coming.

yay! i finally found my pumpkin full of candy! it turns out it was in my grandma's room(?)and i even ate some unwrappable stuff and i havent died yet... today im cataloging all my stuff and for some reason i have like 30 lollipops and now whenever i think of a lollipop i get sick... and todays election day!(cue the american flag) so yeah this will be intresting for us... isn't it sad that obama's grandma died before the election day? well at least if mccain becomes president...

okay the other one wouldn't fit... but! But! if you click on it it leads you to the page it was originally on!also i found this weird website with like song lyrics to anime movies... http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/3009/ghibli.htm so in case you speak japanese(!)and have the time...

here's totoro, in case your wondering yew thats what i was for halloween , iheard many things believe me. pregnant. kangaroo.(!)bunny.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/paramore/294491/decode.jhtml#id=1518071 paramore's song decode!

oh... please listen to this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6NrFa9Ur7U

okay even though- even though i absolutely hate twilight and edward i just thought that their songs should be avalible to the public via list so yeah if you want to know more visit
Muse — Supermassive Black Hole http://twilighter.ning.com/profiles/blog/show?id=2163518%3ABlogPost%3A3861 which i got this from.

Paramore — Decode

The Black Ghosts — Full Moon

Linkin Park — Leave Out All The Rest

MuteMath — Spotlight (Twilight Mix)

Perry Farrell — Going All The Way (Into The Twilight)

Collective Soul — Tremble For My Beloved

Paramore — I Caught Myself

Blue Foundation — Eyes On Fire

Rob Pattinson — Never Think

Iron & Wine — Flightless Bird, American mouth

Carter Burwell — Bella's Lullaby

oh my god. like no way. no frigging way. i cant believe this! paramore made a song, a song for twilight. you know the movie based on the book which is based on a "sexy vampire."..aargh its a good song but comeon twilight out of all movies! and the actor who plays this edward guy most definitely is not even remotely attravctive!

anyway though i am so over it...whos going to see amovie about stupid edward anyway...

and just watch half of america is going to flock to that movie while im typing this...

omg halloween is in like two weeks!

last year i had to empty like half my bag because it was like tootsie rolls and the whatnot which people can open and ...so this year im steering clear of those places...(with the creepy old ladies)

and you know what i like doing?well every year we buy like tons of candy for the trick o treaters but they never come to our house-don't ask why(i dunno we're too fancy schmancy?)so i always get to et like milk duds or like ghost lollipops for the nest two weeks...

ah the sweet smell of time...
its really amazing that i can edit my blog now like even if its only like once a month. i have to look up hammurabi's code of laws so yeah...this is like a detour. this is me writing with an ikea pencil in the middle of times square at four o clock for all you stalkers out there...

okay iwent band searching.. All Time Low.
here comes the:OMG thats THE WORST BAND EVER!

gootta have animal crackers! oofuggaaaaaugug and this one is a bear...omg what the hell is this some kind of mutated zebra? ah wait no its a um a lion! i wish it would rain like right now i need rain for my whole dancing in the rain theme....

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?artist=710356&vid=29232 if you need something to watch on those dreary sundays...

i am still bummen over how leeann won project runway aaargh! i know that its over but comeon! kenley should have won! she deserves it more that that leeann bitch girl!sob!sorry just got a little emothional...so anyway on a cheerier notee i was going to go to mood today but then i realized i had like 5 hours of homework to do and it was like the realzation of the day. i hope its like really cheap because i really need to get my costume underway and i better not have to go to a costume shop this year because last year i did and i had to be some kind of excorsist/pope thing. bleh.



anyway i was watching paris hiltons bff and that girl corrie is so racist! one of the other people ahn or whatever was like

A:ican do a pedicure for you(paris was in japan with everyoneelse)

vampire girl/mickey mouse:you can do pedicures?

corrie:of course he can do pedicures hes asian

ahn:you hear that? thats f******* racist

well it was!

anyway my internet is down and i just typed a paragraph so there is no way i am retyping that. yes! its oh my god! not on! what the this is pissing me off! i'm on bravotv and trying to watch a video note trying! a video of that christian marianni guy and oh god i have to publish right now

okay guys get ready im going to do something i havent done for a long time just ramble on and on and on get ready for a post marathon so anyway i was looking at this grocery store filled with delicious GERMAn candy! and i t was all i could do not to drool but hell 5 bucks for happy hippos that is not in my budget. and there was also korean candy and you those little tropicana things filled with like chewy fruit juice?and there was those disgusting honey things aughh its like sucking pure honey and thats pretty gross. so i was watching project runway and oh my god that girl leeahn whatever i s such a jerk. but kelsi what ever is cool.

you inow what would be cool if you were like really annoyed with someone and you had this power to like zap into nothers persons body without them knowing and control their actons like lets say this girl was really pissing you off because she kept following you around like a sug so you could just go into her body, no not like that and start like dancing on the desk and flashing everybody.
oh no my grandmas coming to hunt me down.

i just assembled a box. yes from ikea dont you just lov e that place! i mean the cheap food the cheap furniture the cheap assembly the cheap what not. yeah sure they taped the bookcase together but for three hundred bucks...





http://dailyhamster.com/tag/bunny/ IF you love bunnies

oh check out this porcupine that i found isnt he the cutest?

omg my mom made me clean my room and i am so ...TIREED!there was the dust and... the... dirt and you would never believe half the things i found in there. there was a dead bug. eeeewwwwwww.

and i wasn't even wearing latex gloves !omg.

oh i found this website i was lookin g for a bunny picture but it would'nt let me copy the link. so just visit the websitehttp://www.foundshit.com/tag/expression/

this is hilarious. appaently it's a angora rabbit! ahhahaa. i know when i saw it i was like what the hell...

oh god im doing my frozen man letter right now and to make it look old i put coffe on it. is there like a way to do that because i ust put spoons of coffee on it and crumpled it up... it looks sort of crappy.

oh by the way could you like all email me like yur ffavorite song ever because i have like this thing on pianofiles....free sheet music....yeahi know i have no ida if its legal too.

http://oh-burn.blogspot.com/2008/03/twentieth-post-new-paramore-news.html
visit it!

not mine but could be! ifreaked out when i read it, it was like i've found my long lost blogger twin!and she or he (whatever)also knows how to the html thing its so cool.

i had the weirdest dream last night it was like i was with these other girl and a guy and they were able to like fly through like some weird blouse/backpack/orange strap thing and so could I and we were going to take the c train but by accident we went on the wrong stop so they were all like oh lets fly acrross the paltform (like where the train tracks are!)and then i like broke down crying because i thought i would die...

after school starts im probably not going to be able to do as much blogging as i do now so ive decided to make an extra long post to make up for all the times im going to be away...anyway ever since the olypics ended im going to have nothing to watch...except for all those stupid reality shows i watch lets see...parental control,next,date my ex(what kind of man helps his ex get a new girlfriend),super sweet sixteen(which is one of the stupistest reality shows you will ever watch)shear genius,oh yeah and i also watch what not to wear which is also pretty dumb.this just shows how bored i can get,like once school starts ill be like happy for a week then its going to be like why the h-e-double chopsticks did i want to go back to school?and you know how some people go to like paris and germany and all well i get to go to new hampshire riding the amtrak,no not even the plane,we have to take the amtrak.how wonderful, ive always wanted to ride on a train, otherwise known as a subway...icould cry...anyway enough stuff to make me feel like my summer has been worhtless anyway i found this website http://en.dawanda.com/product/78842-SWEET-ORIGINAL-ONIGIRI-KEYCHAIN-KAWAII-CUTE and iam so going shopping there from now on.http://www.designedtowin.com/id78.html oh and this one too it has aplush of seabiscuit! this just proves that theres a website for everything!even like online reading!

hey whatsup you know i dont think anybody is reading my blog for like some reason so im just going to hope that my blog doesnt fail miserably anyway i now have a love 4 korean food its really spicy though, actually all aisian food is good not to be racist or anything...all american food is good... oh man im really hungry now. this is like the second hungriest ive ever been the first would have been when i got my passport, i had to eat at mcdonalds,MCDONALDS! well i was hungry...and seven. you know mcdonalds gives their workers minimal wage!shame,shame,shame.

okay yay i just added a calorie calculator omg..for my daily caloric needs..

so the weirdest thing happened to me i was like walking home right from the park and then this doll of homer simpson just drops out like in front of me out of nowhere..freaky. and it was sort of scary because you know how homer has like no eyelids...anyway i was wacthing mtv today and i think it was pete wentz who was like annoncing stuff..i think.i think i have a problem with like mtv im like addicted to al there stupid reality shows. parental control, next...that kind of stuff.i know as stupid as it is...

okay so anyway i made these carrot cupcakes, sigh yes with cakemix... but they were very good for cakemix cupcakes...and they were all like... yeah so light and airy.

halooooo

oh dear i havent posted apicture in such a very long time... and here is the very awesome sheepstool i found online... whoa those carrot cupcakes are making me a bit lightheaded... but they were really good

okay so anyeay today is the start of the olympics yeah!ohmy god all of asudden its like no effort to type at all its like i'm typing wiht..with cottoncandy so anyway like i have dedicated myself to finding weird websites that have to do with either 1. food(cute and edible!XD) or 2. cute little animals like sheep, lets see if i can find one right now... www.geekalerts.com/tag/germany/ yes, yes, yes!!!! this is the best a sheep stool! shut up!

today it was like a happy day because i finally managed to put thats what you get into piano notes!
and i figured out who is who in panic at the disco and actually something does rhyme wiht monh
billioth, trillionth...
as for orange...flange?

tomg. i was so stupid so here i go right to open the freezer to get some ice and when i do... a huge tofu cube drops out and like smashes my toe. luckily it didnt break, im very careful to open the freezer from the side, just you know in case any other large objects decide to fall on my toe. actually it fell out like a few hours ago and i barely missed it. this will be astory to tell my grandchildren...

so i was like thinking about this cat in a grocery store that looked like this:

i went to pet it every day he , wait no she liked me XD

okay its like really weird because there's like a playground right i go to, the kids their like to scream a lot and theyre doing construction so it sounds like theyre like chainsawing little kids. i know imagination is a strange thing.

um yo, ive noticed that their a lot of er...Freaks! commenting on my blog oh well its okay. iheart freaks. check out this person omg just your typical eyeliner wearing guy!

okay, okay, so so sorry i have been away. anyway i was just thinking about all my classmates who are not reading this! yeah isent you a email a nd most people are like whatever. well you know what read my blog dont be a bum. OMg theres this freak in my school named um well...
anyway he was like on this other guy and he kissed the other guy's butt and he was like "his pants are dry" like major eew.

OMG i heart this seal

omigod.i feel so like so stupid bewcause you know that game like crazt guitar maniac or something yeah in the begginning its like choose a guitar and it was like satan,stratocaster and like sunny, les paul and i always thought the guitar was actually called sunny les paul.

yo wasup anyway i was thinking if i had a kid i would name her shay. if it was a boy i would name him...well idont know shay too. heck its a multifunctional name. yeah! oh my god this puppy is so cute its like a polar bear but like not even.way cool.

mew post! yeah.anyway have you ever noticed how like some people look so ugly in some pictures but then in the other pictures youre like aaah theyre like really attractive?i know but...guess who looks like perfect in every single picture...yeah hayley williams. i know.

eh whazzup so anyway im like totally bored right now and like eating carrot

hey whasup, yeah i was away sorry. anyway as i was saying last time um...oh yeah!okay so its like really weird because i was in a elevator one day and like we went down to the basement and these people were like are you going up? and its like no freakin duh were going up, this is the last floor. anyway, i know this would be disloyal but (sniff,sniff) i might have to make another phillip.

hey wasup.now that im free lets talk about your life. you know your looooooooooove life. just kidding.jeez.

hi i am another person im a guest speaker!!! woo woo woo no no applause needed i like chocolate yeah thats right i do i also like ice cream bye now its me again. just had to show whos boss, cant let crazed maniacs take over my blog...guest speaker again WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CRAZED MANIAC *runs around room and falls down*...

dear blog what is up.i cant tell you anything personal because my mom is ...watching mefrom her carboard box. no were not hobos my mom just likes carboard boxes... it runs in the family.what you've never seen a box lover before? jeez...

hey guys whats up. yeah. i know ive been away but ive been dealing with a loss. a death...of phillip. my turtle. oh well, i'm over that.blogging is so not emo. imean like soon everybody will have a blog and you'll be all like aaah why don't i have a blog? so get one and be cool...

hey you know the picture i have at my blog, yeah i was reading a book called maximum ride where like there's this supposedly attractive emo guy... with wings so yeah. the picture is um ugly but hey...he has wings...

yay another post

hey to my friends if you are reading this right now... i really wanted to put a video on youtube but lets see did that happen? no. see my parents are so paranoid that they said i would have to wear a paper sack over my head... without eyeholes...talk about uptight.yeah. do you know what i really love? those people who are fat but still eat junkfood anyway? I mean isn't that great.

ha my very first post

hello world yeah you know how everybody is all like bloggers are emo? well guess what... they're not. (gasp) yeah.you heard what i said. damn doesn't this thing come with automatic capitilization?anyway this is like a big improvement compared to like writing a blog in my math notebook. i know. been there done that.aha. i just clicked spelllcheck and like the suggestion for emo was elmo. anyway by my title if you think im a freak.. get to know me, heres my number..just kidding.yeah isn't that strange-not letting the whole world see my personal info?(this goes for you natasha)see natasha is my very own... stalker! you should get one.