theres nothing like a aisian grandmother

Ode to all old aisian people

O! O.A.P. you screech like a monkey and yet we still love you.
you never understand english except for lunchtime and thank you. but thats okay, we still love you.
you get on everyonnes nerves with your superfluous advice until we just want to retreat out of LIFE! thats okay too.
you eat expired tofu. gross.
dont feel your age and act like a baby. sigh.
but we still love you. for who you are. old. aisian. and dead.

sorry, that was just my random racist comment of the day.
okay so heres the general plot for my fanfiction. of course its VERY< VERY summarized.

girl: ohmigosh, so and so is such a whore, i need to get away from her
best friend: no wonder you're such and putcast, everyone else ikes her, even me.
girl: oh thanks a lot...................................VALERIE.
best friend: sorry, gosh youre so emo and annoying.
later...
girl:sigh. i feel so, so...alone!
brendon urie appears out of nowhere.
BU: hey girl! i like you.
Girl: really?
BU: yes, and to be with you im going to go and cheat on my way hotter girlfriend.

at the end;
girl: i love you.
BU: yeah, i love you too. i cant wai for the final year of our tour when ryan and me are 21.
girl: the hell! youre 20! im in high shcool.
BU: oh sorry.
girl: its okay, its okay, dont cry sweetie, youre still gorgeous.
bU: i know. (takes off shirt or! or! smiles beautifully.)

haha. i hope you like it, ill put the whole story up on quizilla .com