heey heyy

so yeah. read my blog. and enjoy it cuz you know if you didn't enjoy it it would probably be...UNENJOYAABLE! so yeah it's not really an option. you know im talking too much.

About Me

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um...single.ahahaha.turtles breathe through their butts. oh yeah, make me a gay joke and i'll never smile sincerely at you agian. unless you're "allie". in which case ill just roll my eyes. not that she is special just people are like that...

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

new years eve

One day I will go to the ball drop, with all my cool college friends and we'll sneak into bars and not get carded...just kidding but I still want to wish you a happy new year! And don't feel pressured to make new year resolutions(I never keep mine, and neither does charlie brown).
I might not be here tomorrow so have fun in 2009.

There is one thing I do have to do though; say my goodbyes to good ol' 2008, there were some happy times...

1. I will miss all those times I was comepletely ignorant about something...I won't remind all of you...XD
2. All the new friends I made, inanimate and human.
3. I had so many reflections it's crazy! and just a little side note: just because its a whole new year, doesn't mean I'm going to stop blogging. I'm never going to stop blogging. Even when I'm 30 with my 2.5 kids and jewish chihuahua screaming at me. Calm in the face of adversary!
4. All the wierd clothes I've worn
5. DISCOVERING KUINOYA BOOKS! this is the coolest japanese bookstore ever! It's right across from Bryant Park.
6. all the stupid things I have said. I just wouldn't be hayley greenhill if I didn't have at least a few big screw-ups.
7. how much this blog has progressed! whoo! lets hear it for 2009! I love you all! good night!

Monday, December 29, 2008

are you listening? or even reading all these not so long paragraphs? hello? you have to give me some freaking answers!

Aw man. Im so sad project runway is gone. But i was just reminscing as I watched freaking Christian Marianni or whatever the hell italian last name. anyway I have to say, and I know you've been waiting for this all along. I need a break from paramore. I have heard enough "and Im from tenesee" to last me lifetime. or at least a week.

anyway i know you guys have missed me. SO MUCH. you were just begging for a new post.

expect lots of paragraphs from now on. I read somewhere that they're easier to read then only a few long ones.

I miss you! love and kisses! it wont be long now

besides
Im going to come back at our college reunion and scare the crap out of everyone. remember that!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

OMG. Have I not updated in 2 whole days? how? jeez...I freaking love you guys for reminding me to update! or in the words of diney's robin hood-"abscence makes the heart grow fonder."
Indeed it is true! Trust me, if you think blogging is boring, just try facebook. its a endless pit of despair. ( i have 4 friends? what? i feel so unloved!)

damn! my in ternet failed after i typed a whole page. wah! i was just droning about test prep anyway. why does life have to be so bitter? just kidding, i am in a relatively good mood today. just like bridget predicted. shes a fortune teller. take it or leave it.

anyway ive missed school so much. no like insanely. all my friends are there. well okay, im not crazy popular, but still! Im even half way into the whole education thing. aha. that reminds me...hunter! test prep! if i fail that test i will crap my pants. not that you want that image. Its so adrenaline stimulating. and do not bug me about RIGHT USAGE OF WORDS. okay, so i'm a accident of grammatical nature. sorry, sorry I WAS BORN THAT WAY! thats why you should never make fun of people for the way they look, unless they wear abercrombie and bitch.

some things you should know about me:
1: I am hopelessly paranoid. I will literally run and duck behind heavy metal objects when i think somone has a gun. And i have miracously never got shot at. hmm... also i have a irrational fear of getting hit by a car. i will run down broadway 84th if thats what it takes to avoid those scary taxi cabs.
2: I laugh out of nowhere. no seriously. if you think i have a problem, you are 100% correct.
3. I hate my nose. and nothing will make me feel good about it
4. I can get so emotional with people.
"you know what? If im a donkey then you're a ass!"
5. I get really talkative after vactions.
so if you guys ever need someone to talk to, i will be there!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

joy to the world...and everywhere else. What? did you think i was about to quote the bible or something?

merry christmas everybody... I got this new game for my nintendo Ds called gourmet chef and believe me, it is a hell lot easir then real cooking, not that i'm that great at that either. but i did manage to make chocolate chip cookies out of scratch and the recipie was from joy of cooking! represent! I also got another paramore CD. All We Know is Falling. My favorite song from iit is here we go again.

here we go again
with all the things we said
and not a minute spent
to think that we'd regret
so we just take them back
these words and hold our breath
and forget the things we swore we meant...

I'm also in the process of writing a brendon urie(and learning HTML!) story on Mibba.com so be sure to check it out when i post it.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

heey!



how is everyone enjoying vacation? good? i hope so. i can't stand grumpy vacationers, this is like the one time of year where i really get to salck off and do nothing, oh but wiat the hunter test. yeah i really don't want to go... but that could change. perhaps. this is a carmael flan by the way. yum yum yum!

Sunday, December 21, 2008


isn't she adorable?





i made a poll! the best ever, i must say. its so original you won't believe yourself.

















shut up!

omgosh, i just hate it when all those stupid fans sing along at the top of their lungs, i mean enthuasim is great but not when it drowns out the music.

somebody tell me what to do on the internet! im so bored!!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

hey guys! sorry for the long time without updating. I know you guys just live off the flesh and blood of my thoughts...(sorry, i just had and edward cullen spasm.)

anyway, i was in 2 concerts today. so there's this guy sitting in front of me, and he turns his head for like a split second and isee his face, thinking hell! hes attractive. and im waiting for him to play so i can see his his whole face. he gets up, bows and plays. the whole time, i keep thinking. ugly shit. god! that is so annoying!

you know what i'm talking about right? the "attractive guy" sitting next to you turns out to be mr. mushy. or whatever.

Monday, December 15, 2008

this is paramores umbrella shirt.
this is a play off "theres more where that came from."




crush crush crush t shirt.
which one is the best gift?

theres nothing like a aisian grandmother

Ode to all old aisian people

O! O.A.P. you screech like a monkey and yet we still love you.
you never understand english except for lunchtime and thank you. but thats okay, we still love you.
you get on everyonnes nerves with your superfluous advice until we just want to retreat out of LIFE! thats okay too.
you eat expired tofu. gross.
dont feel your age and act like a baby. sigh.
but we still love you. for who you are. old. aisian. and dead.

sorry, that was just my random racist comment of the day.
okay so heres the general plot for my fanfiction. of course its VERY< VERY summarized.

girl: ohmigosh, so and so is such a whore, i need to get away from her
best friend: no wonder you're such and putcast, everyone else ikes her, even me.
girl: oh thanks a lot...................................VALERIE.
best friend: sorry, gosh youre so emo and annoying.
later...
girl:sigh. i feel so, so...alone!
brendon urie appears out of nowhere.
BU: hey girl! i like you.
Girl: really?
BU: yes, and to be with you im going to go and cheat on my way hotter girlfriend.

at the end;
girl: i love you.
BU: yeah, i love you too. i cant wai for the final year of our tour when ryan and me are 21.
girl: the hell! youre 20! im in high shcool.
BU: oh sorry.
girl: its okay, its okay, dont cry sweetie, youre still gorgeous.
bU: i know. (takes off shirt or! or! smiles beautifully.)

haha. i hope you like it, ill put the whole story up on quizilla .com

Saturday, December 13, 2008

VERSAEMERGE!
you guys, go check them out, i swear they are great.
100% guarenteed, listen to pursuing design. its worth it. WORTH EVERY SECOND.
if you don't like them thats okay, because i understand you know, the singer is a girl and she does have hair. (im being sarcastic ilan)
hey guys! ever heard of a band called day away? i just though i would check out some of their music. they used to be with FBR but legal issues and all.

so anyway im just killing time here until an emergency arises. oh yeah, today was hilarious, okay so my mmom is pressuring me about my grades right. here's the actual dialougue.

my mom : "you know, everyone has pressure in their lives at one point, you have to learn to deal."
me: (you would only get this if youre a paramore fan) " i can feel the pressure. its getting closer now. were better off without you. don't let me fall asleep feeling empty again."
Mom: Youre not better off without me, believe it or not."

and i just like crapped my pants(figutively, of course), how hilarious is that?
so enough about that old lady, i was thinking about getting some clothes, but heres the problem:

i hate mpst pf H&m's clothes, i hate abercrombie and fitch and aeropostale and gap and old navy and macy's. and i happen to live in new york, with positively no malls around except near new jersey. hey,at least im not a picky eater.
omg! the jingale ball was yesterday.

my holidy shopping list

1. night before christmas anything
once i went up to harry and said "hey! i love that band"
2. paramore tshirt
they dont have there riot tshirts anymore. sad.
3. itunes gift card for at least 20$
4. a cute beanie.

oh, and by the way this is for other people, not me.
duh!
holiday spirit and all that crap.
giving is the best part...

Friday, December 12, 2008

this ought to piss you off emma.










you guys must hate me. im sorry but i love hayley williams. shes amzing! and at least its not twilight, the something everyone else is all over. its so cliche. bella is a freaking virgin. how many times have i heard that story?



anyway, i haven't been on in a long time because i ve been two busy hanging out with "all my friends."



and making racist aisian jokes.



ughhh my mom is yapping her head off.



"you've been playing the computer for almost 45 minutes!"



"leave me alone"



"get off thecomputer!"

bye guys, love you all.

"I'm not EMo , I'm just me."
sigh. i love that quote.

"cherie! get the hell off that dang pc!"
"sure thing ma."

ahahaha. sorry i have got to fix this insane laughing problem.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

my mom is getting angry!

OMG OMG OMG.
FALl out boy is coming to NYC! isn't that awesome! and there was this thing on facebook where it was like "pete wentz is sort of like santa claus, don't you think?"
yes! absolutely! just add a inflata-tummy and a beard and you're good to go.
Patrick Stump will pull his sled. ahahaha. sorry, inside, 1person only joke.

"wash your hair.wash your hair."
"mom! leave me alone! im a busy adolescent!"
"wash your hair! or no allowance."
"so what? allownce! crap!"

i wanna go to hot topic. i wanna go beat up everybody in abercrombie and fitch. i wanna go to mexico.

sorry this is like in all random ness, my life is just that interesting.
so anyway, i was thinking of writing a fanfiction

and whats mushi?

nos seriously, i searched it on google. a manga about bugs. thats very vague so don't go eeew.bugs.

"we can't direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."
okay. that was the daily gem of widom.