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so yeah. read my blog. and enjoy it cuz you know if you didn't enjoy it it would probably be...UNENJOYAABLE! so yeah it's not really an option. you know im talking too much.
About Me

- seabiscuit4life
- um...single.ahahaha.turtles breathe through their butts. oh yeah, make me a gay joke and i'll never smile sincerely at you agian. unless you're "allie". in which case ill just roll my eyes. not that she is special just people are like that...
Monday, December 15, 2008
theres nothing like a aisian grandmother
Ode to all old aisian people
O! O.A.P. you screech like a monkey and yet we still love you.
you never understand english except for lunchtime and thank you. but thats okay, we still love you.
you get on everyonnes nerves with your superfluous advice until we just want to retreat out of LIFE! thats okay too.
you eat expired tofu. gross.
dont feel your age and act like a baby. sigh.
but we still love you. for who you are. old. aisian. and dead.
sorry, that was just my random racist comment of the day.
okay so heres the general plot for my fanfiction. of course its VERY< VERY summarized.
girl: ohmigosh, so and so is such a whore, i need to get away from her
best friend: no wonder you're such and putcast, everyone else ikes her, even me.
girl: oh thanks a lot...................................VALERIE.
best friend: sorry, gosh youre so emo and annoying.
later...
girl:sigh. i feel so, so...alone!
brendon urie appears out of nowhere.
BU: hey girl! i like you.
Girl: really?
BU: yes, and to be with you im going to go and cheat on my way hotter girlfriend.
at the end;
girl: i love you.
BU: yeah, i love you too. i cant wai for the final year of our tour when ryan and me are 21.
girl: the hell! youre 20! im in high shcool.
BU: oh sorry.
girl: its okay, its okay, dont cry sweetie, youre still gorgeous.
bU: i know. (takes off shirt or! or! smiles beautifully.)
haha. i hope you like it, ill put the whole story up on quizilla .com
O! O.A.P. you screech like a monkey and yet we still love you.
you never understand english except for lunchtime and thank you. but thats okay, we still love you.
you get on everyonnes nerves with your superfluous advice until we just want to retreat out of LIFE! thats okay too.
you eat expired tofu. gross.
dont feel your age and act like a baby. sigh.
but we still love you. for who you are. old. aisian. and dead.
sorry, that was just my random racist comment of the day.
okay so heres the general plot for my fanfiction. of course its VERY< VERY summarized.
girl: ohmigosh, so and so is such a whore, i need to get away from her
best friend: no wonder you're such and putcast, everyone else ikes her, even me.
girl: oh thanks a lot...................................VALERIE.
best friend: sorry, gosh youre so emo and annoying.
later...
girl:sigh. i feel so, so...alone!
brendon urie appears out of nowhere.
BU: hey girl! i like you.
Girl: really?
BU: yes, and to be with you im going to go and cheat on my way hotter girlfriend.
at the end;
girl: i love you.
BU: yeah, i love you too. i cant wai for the final year of our tour when ryan and me are 21.
girl: the hell! youre 20! im in high shcool.
BU: oh sorry.
girl: its okay, its okay, dont cry sweetie, youre still gorgeous.
bU: i know. (takes off shirt or! or! smiles beautifully.)
haha. i hope you like it, ill put the whole story up on quizilla .com
Saturday, December 13, 2008
hey guys! ever heard of a band called day away? i just though i would check out some of their music. they used to be with FBR but legal issues and all.
so anyway im just killing time here until an emergency arises. oh yeah, today was hilarious, okay so my mmom is pressuring me about my grades right. here's the actual dialougue.
my mom : "you know, everyone has pressure in their lives at one point, you have to learn to deal."
me: (you would only get this if youre a paramore fan) " i can feel the pressure. its getting closer now. were better off without you. don't let me fall asleep feeling empty again."
Mom: Youre not better off without me, believe it or not."
and i just like crapped my pants(figutively, of course), how hilarious is that?
so enough about that old lady, i was thinking about getting some clothes, but heres the problem:
i hate mpst pf H&m's clothes, i hate abercrombie and fitch and aeropostale and gap and old navy and macy's. and i happen to live in new york, with positively no malls around except near new jersey. hey,at least im not a picky eater.
so anyway im just killing time here until an emergency arises. oh yeah, today was hilarious, okay so my mmom is pressuring me about my grades right. here's the actual dialougue.
my mom : "you know, everyone has pressure in their lives at one point, you have to learn to deal."
me: (you would only get this if youre a paramore fan) " i can feel the pressure. its getting closer now. were better off without you. don't let me fall asleep feeling empty again."
Mom: Youre not better off without me, believe it or not."
and i just like crapped my pants(figutively, of course), how hilarious is that?
so enough about that old lady, i was thinking about getting some clothes, but heres the problem:
i hate mpst pf H&m's clothes, i hate abercrombie and fitch and aeropostale and gap and old navy and macy's. and i happen to live in new york, with positively no malls around except near new jersey. hey,at least im not a picky eater.
omg! the jingale ball was yesterday.
my holidy shopping list
1. night before christmas anything
once i went up to harry and said "hey! i love that band"
2. paramore tshirt
they dont have there riot tshirts anymore. sad.
3. itunes gift card for at least 20$
4. a cute beanie.
oh, and by the way this is for other people, not me.
duh!
holiday spirit and all that crap.
giving is the best part...
Friday, December 12, 2008


you guys must hate me. im sorry but i love hayley williams. shes amzing! and at least its not twilight, the something everyone else is all over. its so cliche. bella is a freaking virgin. how many times have i heard that story?
anyway, i haven't been on in a long time because i ve been two busy hanging out with "all my friends."
and making racist aisian jokes.
ughhh my mom is yapping her head off.
"you've been playing the computer for almost 45 minutes!"
"leave me alone"
"get off thecomputer!"
bye guys, love you all."I'm not EMo , I'm just me."
sigh. i love that quote.
"cherie! get the hell off that dang pc!"
"sure thing ma."
ahahaha. sorry i have got to fix this insane laughing problem.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
my mom is getting angry!
OMG OMG OMG.
FALl out boy is coming to NYC! isn't that awesome! and there was this thing on facebook where it was like "pete wentz is sort of like santa claus, don't you think?"
yes! absolutely! just add a inflata-tummy and a beard and you're good to go.
Patrick Stump will pull his sled. ahahaha. sorry, inside, 1person only joke.
"wash your hair.wash your hair."
"mom! leave me alone! im a busy adolescent!"
"wash your hair! or no allowance."
"so what? allownce! crap!"
i wanna go to hot topic. i wanna go beat up everybody in abercrombie and fitch. i wanna go to mexico.
sorry this is like in all random ness, my life is just that interesting.
so anyway, i was thinking of writing a fanfiction
and whats mushi?
nos seriously, i searched it on google. a manga about bugs. thats very vague so don't go eeew.bugs.
"we can't direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."
okay. that was the daily gem of widom.
FALl out boy is coming to NYC! isn't that awesome! and there was this thing on facebook where it was like "pete wentz is sort of like santa claus, don't you think?"
yes! absolutely! just add a inflata-tummy and a beard and you're good to go.
Patrick Stump will pull his sled. ahahaha. sorry, inside, 1person only joke.
"wash your hair.wash your hair."
"mom! leave me alone! im a busy adolescent!"
"wash your hair! or no allowance."
"so what? allownce! crap!"
i wanna go to hot topic. i wanna go beat up everybody in abercrombie and fitch. i wanna go to mexico.
sorry this is like in all random ness, my life is just that interesting.
so anyway, i was thinking of writing a fanfiction
and whats mushi?
nos seriously, i searched it on google. a manga about bugs. thats very vague so don't go eeew.bugs.
"we can't direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."
okay. that was the daily gem of widom.
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