omg i just noticed that if u really have nothing to do on a public bus in the afternoon then u should look at the people around u! its so fun. like there was this fat dad with his son and he was describing how austronauts go to the bath room.
"so when a astronaut goes to do the number 2 he squeezes it out but ti doen't go down the drain..it FLOATS. so then there's this vaccum and it sucks all the poo out and disposes it into outer space! how cool is that?" ...so i was really weirded out by that and then everybody around me was like texting on theri black berries and this guy put his phone and his ipod in his BACK POCKET! and was like who walks around new york like that? and then there was this guy with the SAME EXACT CONVERSESsitting right across from me! and i wanted to be like "hey, nice shoes, just i didn't get the chacnce.
see! aren't new yorkers interesting?
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omg once on the bus there was this nun...
omg one time on the bus i pretended to be blind. Like i acted like i was, i didn't say i was, but it's actually reely fun!
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