guys! it had been so long! thank you so much for keeping upthat endless support. but im back and were going to roll with it! forgive my typing inablities and long paragraphs. allright lets get this train moving! sorry, stupid phrase but i so saw an oppurtunity.

okay, so most of you know how i got...well robbed but thats over and out so im bringing you something crime related but its not serious. at all. you might even crack a smile.

okay, so I was at the police headquarters and the "detective" was talking to me and after he was done questioning me with stuff like" oh, well did you see the guy's face?' and"when was this?" I was in his office and we were just having a conversation...

D: have you never heard of boys II men?
Me: um. no.
D: really? you've never heard its so hard to say good bye?"
(whips out ipod touch and plays it)
Me: no.
d: wow, I feel so old.
M: well, i don't know a lot of musci, like I didn't know what stevie wonder was until last year.
D: (sucks in breath) okay, now i don't feel too bad.

and it went on and on and on...until...

M: did he beat you? (his son challenged him to a competition)
D: no. im not going to lose to a twenty year old.

idalis would have loved this guy. haha. and guys, if any of you are on facebook. for pete's sake, friend me!