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so yeah. read my blog. and enjoy it cuz you know if you didn't enjoy it it would probably be...UNENJOYAABLE! so yeah it's not really an option. you know im talking too much.

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um...single.ahahaha.turtles breathe through their butts. oh yeah, make me a gay joke and i'll never smile sincerely at you agian. unless you're "allie". in which case ill just roll my eyes. not that she is special just people are like that...

Monday, December 29, 2008

are you listening? or even reading all these not so long paragraphs? hello? you have to give me some freaking answers!

Aw man. Im so sad project runway is gone. But i was just reminscing as I watched freaking Christian Marianni or whatever the hell italian last name. anyway I have to say, and I know you've been waiting for this all along. I need a break from paramore. I have heard enough "and Im from tenesee" to last me lifetime. or at least a week.

anyway i know you guys have missed me. SO MUCH. you were just begging for a new post.

expect lots of paragraphs from now on. I read somewhere that they're easier to read then only a few long ones.

I miss you! love and kisses! it wont be long now

besides
Im going to come back at our college reunion and scare the crap out of everyone. remember that!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

OMG. Have I not updated in 2 whole days? how? jeez...I freaking love you guys for reminding me to update! or in the words of diney's robin hood-"abscence makes the heart grow fonder."
Indeed it is true! Trust me, if you think blogging is boring, just try facebook. its a endless pit of despair. ( i have 4 friends? what? i feel so unloved!)

damn! my in ternet failed after i typed a whole page. wah! i was just droning about test prep anyway. why does life have to be so bitter? just kidding, i am in a relatively good mood today. just like bridget predicted. shes a fortune teller. take it or leave it.

anyway ive missed school so much. no like insanely. all my friends are there. well okay, im not crazy popular, but still! Im even half way into the whole education thing. aha. that reminds me...hunter! test prep! if i fail that test i will crap my pants. not that you want that image. Its so adrenaline stimulating. and do not bug me about RIGHT USAGE OF WORDS. okay, so i'm a accident of grammatical nature. sorry, sorry I WAS BORN THAT WAY! thats why you should never make fun of people for the way they look, unless they wear abercrombie and bitch.

some things you should know about me:
1: I am hopelessly paranoid. I will literally run and duck behind heavy metal objects when i think somone has a gun. And i have miracously never got shot at. hmm... also i have a irrational fear of getting hit by a car. i will run down broadway 84th if thats what it takes to avoid those scary taxi cabs.
2: I laugh out of nowhere. no seriously. if you think i have a problem, you are 100% correct.
3. I hate my nose. and nothing will make me feel good about it
4. I can get so emotional with people.
"you know what? If im a donkey then you're a ass!"
5. I get really talkative after vactions.
so if you guys ever need someone to talk to, i will be there!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

joy to the world...and everywhere else. What? did you think i was about to quote the bible or something?

merry christmas everybody... I got this new game for my nintendo Ds called gourmet chef and believe me, it is a hell lot easir then real cooking, not that i'm that great at that either. but i did manage to make chocolate chip cookies out of scratch and the recipie was from joy of cooking! represent! I also got another paramore CD. All We Know is Falling. My favorite song from iit is here we go again.

here we go again
with all the things we said
and not a minute spent
to think that we'd regret
so we just take them back
these words and hold our breath
and forget the things we swore we meant...

I'm also in the process of writing a brendon urie(and learning HTML!) story on Mibba.com so be sure to check it out when i post it.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

heey!



how is everyone enjoying vacation? good? i hope so. i can't stand grumpy vacationers, this is like the one time of year where i really get to salck off and do nothing, oh but wiat the hunter test. yeah i really don't want to go... but that could change. perhaps. this is a carmael flan by the way. yum yum yum!

Sunday, December 21, 2008


isn't she adorable?





i made a poll! the best ever, i must say. its so original you won't believe yourself.

















shut up!

omgosh, i just hate it when all those stupid fans sing along at the top of their lungs, i mean enthuasim is great but not when it drowns out the music.

somebody tell me what to do on the internet! im so bored!!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

hey guys! sorry for the long time without updating. I know you guys just live off the flesh and blood of my thoughts...(sorry, i just had and edward cullen spasm.)

anyway, i was in 2 concerts today. so there's this guy sitting in front of me, and he turns his head for like a split second and isee his face, thinking hell! hes attractive. and im waiting for him to play so i can see his his whole face. he gets up, bows and plays. the whole time, i keep thinking. ugly shit. god! that is so annoying!

you know what i'm talking about right? the "attractive guy" sitting next to you turns out to be mr. mushy. or whatever.