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so yeah. read my blog. and enjoy it cuz you know if you didn't enjoy it it would probably be...UNENJOYAABLE! so yeah it's not really an option. you know im talking too much.

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um...single.ahahaha.turtles breathe through their butts. oh yeah, make me a gay joke and i'll never smile sincerely at you agian. unless you're "allie". in which case ill just roll my eyes. not that she is special just people are like that...

Saturday, February 28, 2009

so sos so!

hey hey hey! how was the ski trip? mandy said she missed me but what about the rest of you hayley groupies? haha, just kidding. now let's play a game. it's called : andswer all my questions.

1. how was the snow?

2. did anything funny happen that i would be so sorry i missed out on?

3. was the bus ride fun?

4. did anybody get hurt?

5. DID YOU FIND A TAMPON?!?!?!

6. where were you at april 15th at 9:00?

7. was coach rob annoying as usual? (like talking ssooooo much and saying we wasted the time?)

8. if you didn't know how to ski did you learn?


okay folx. thats about it.

Friday, February 27, 2009

blogging olympic rules

note: from now on i will be labeling every post: asian. so when you come back in a well you'll think im self obsessed. Now on with more important stuff.

if you guys reaaaly actuaaly want to do this then lETS!

so while you guys are off having fun (may i mention it won;t be as fun withou- ) but anyway, i made rules or ideas or suggetions or whatever! for the blogging olympics.

now i hate carrying out my ideas so you guys have to actually like this idea. and give me some suggestions.

ROUnD !: who can write the most interesting post?

rules; is this lame? no? well my brain juice has....run dry so you and you give me some f......... ideas!

oh and people will vote by either commenting or voting on a poll but ithink commenting is better because you can only do it once...like polling as many times as you refresh it you can vote....ya know what i mena?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

and again I have 3 minutes to get to class..haha.  but i love you guys so ill update. no like THE LOVE I FEEL CANNOT WAIT. (this is your moment! MAKE THE MOVE!)

have you guys seen me lately? you know what's weird mandy? sometimes the only time i talk to you is through this blog. or when i have something to say..i mean not that i wouldnt talk without w=smething to say but aaah! your'e cnfusing me! and wat happened to my typing accuracy! i used to be like the wind! 


and might i say that aaron m. really pisses me off!l ike i strangled myslef today in science because of him. now not that's what i do most of the time...but he couldn't throw way a f..king paper towel. HE WAS TWO FEET AWAY FROM THE TRASH!

Friday, February 20, 2009

hello hello!

ok, despuite the fact that i have completely run dry of creative titles for my posts im still sitting in a deep pool of thought. (and hows that for a visual picture?!) so i was thinking. what if, what if...one day there's such thing as a blogging olympics? like there will be faceoffs of who can type more and still stay interesting! and...and ! we can have post topics and have a "annonymous judge" decide who is best! and nobody will cry. BECAUSE CRYING IS NOT A OPTION!

and there's this joke from orange county i want to share with you! (caution! may be offensive)

vicki; yay! im back at home with my people. (leans to lady nex to her) no, like you're literally my people, i love you guys!

jeana: ...

vicki: it feels so good to be with my people

jeana: (vein pops)

vicki; you guys are my people!

jeana: (in the panel later) vicki keeps going your my people, im back with my people. im sitting there going "who are you? hitler?" (laughs humorlessly)


im soooo sorry if that's offensive but it was funny....don't think im rude! (breaks down weeping ) i got a new smiley :V he's the oh-no guy.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

it's been so long

have you people realized how much music sucks these days?! like mucho much? i mean since when is "gives you hell" a good song? unless your face is damn ugly i don't think its going to petrify me...but anyways! today is valentin's day and i am detemined to be joyful. with a smile. a smile you frikin emos! is there something wrong with that?

i saw this video where the radio station is playing a game where the headphones are turned up really loud so you can't hear yourself and you have to sing that way..so it gets really hard to stay on tune but somehow david archuleta does it! his voice doesn't make me "omfg!" though... :P sorry for all you fan people... Y you guys! i already miss you... :( but that's okay because im going to make sure i see lot's of people this vacation.

and i watched the millionare matchmaker today...there's this pervert who wants to talk about...things. like the first thing he said when he walked into a crowd of women was "let's get drunk and talk about sex!" way to go dipshit! that really makes me want to get to know you...and he was obsessed with himself. "do you think im the hottest guy you've ever seen?" i just wanted to jump in the tv and slap that bitch. "fuck no! you look like MY ASs!"

i have issues. deal with it...sigh. if only i was normal. llala.

Friday, February 13, 2009

my 100th anniversary..i mean post.

hey guys? do you know what thisis ? my 100th post! let's have a collective "oMFG!" yeah, that's right! and this is right about where i start to go off on my "i miss everybody!" rant but this time i won't becuase i might be doing something exciting during vacation! yay! and im so mad that my group didn't sing during pharaoh elections! i mean i've already complained about tha but ERGH!
anyways im really down for break...endless relaxing and reading and stuff. and yes i still keep a diary but it's more like "omg! and guess what he said!"

and do you know what i really hate? when i make a fool out of myself...hmmm...i mean its bad enough when someone else embarasses you but to do it to yourself seems beyond common sense!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

ill be ur emo if you be my aneroxic

i just realized something...i haven't posted a picture in ages!
so here's michelle tratchenberg who is much prettier then taylor swift! i could go on and on and on about how even frozen shit is prettier than her but i won't.

(she's also one of those people who virtually any hair color looks good on and i feel so shallow becuase ive never seen her act...)
so anyway! ive been on facebook SO MUCH lately. My teacher thinks technology is the end of human civilization...we were built for communication! aaah! you know what...since we're standing right next to each other, why don't we TEXT? i won't call you up to say hi...ill write on your myspace! (which nobody uses anymore!)
OMG! Bridget keeps listening to avril lavinge...you know what? let me attempt her writing style.
i feel so small
without you at all
becuase i will fall
down a wall
which is as hard as your heart!
(screamo goes: its so damn painful!)
no seriously...her writing is like SOMEBODYS cursing...bad. for example:
"stop it! you assfuck!"
lol...i have bad humor spasms...i CONVULSE!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

valentine dance + urban out fitters= somewhat fun!

OMFG! I was so tired last night! i fell asleep like instantly. So about the dance! It was really fun. But like halfway through. and the actual setting gets a big LAME. and it was really awkward! at first...but then i realized i was not going to be able to do anything better..so i enjoyed it. and i didn't like half the songs that they played...or i didn't know them...yeesh...you'd think I would be less picky.

and Urban Outfitters...Those hot shirts iolanthe and I bought? Urban outfitters...and the next time I need a dress I am so getting it there...i was going to get this really soft silkish (transparent) shirt but then i didn't...becuase it didn't really fit me. and because ms.fashionista iolanthe thought i looked better in the other one...haha...sorry about the nickname.

so yeah...and i didn't really dance with anyone...except for nomi...and idalis..but she didn't want to be the man! lol...

Monday, February 2, 2009

Friday right?

so are you guys phyched for the dance or what? i mean i cna knly imagine how lame the cafeteria is goin to look but uh..lets hope its fun. No one asked me and I dont really plan on asking anybody so im pretty happy as it is...i mean linoleum floors can only be THAT romantic. Right you lovebirds? and plus its WAAAAY less awkward to go with your friends..kinda know what I mean... and how do you get those computer hearts? besides these <3 i mean...

so whatcha guys wearing? claire asked me this and it completely slipped my mind...AAAH! i hope im not underdressed or anything...I tried to search H&M but all it had were these dramatic models...that reminds me, really pretty people standing next to me get me depressed becuase its kindof like "why wasn't I born like that?!" but today is an ugly day so...i mean its beautifl but i fell kind of ugly? catch my drift?

Sunday, February 1, 2009

hehe?

my little sister...bridget yeah? well she says some of the weirdest things..like:

1. I have such a weird sister(hehe wonder where she thought that one up?)
2. A person can live 3 years without food...which is bull**** of course
3. Why do you piss me all the time?

like wtf? Have I been talking too much? maybe I should shut this big mouth of mine. and oh i thought up the most ingenious slogan for hatshepsut...don't call it dumb or steal it please...

Friends don't let friends vote for Cleopatra
Hatshepsut for Pharaoh!

and then theres like this pharaoh crown drawn on to the h in hatshepsut ^--^