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Friday, November 21, 2008

okay i just have to show you guys this amazing picture of paramore and yes! she is naturally blond.an yes! this is in home sweet new york! in front of the hard rock cafe! i had no idea they were here! but anyway that's besides the point. i am going to blog my heart out right here, right now and you can be my freaking witness! so anyway i really need to go holiday shopping for all my friends, i was going to do this soup kitchen thing and like cook food but it was just like "oh do you have space in your heart for a hungry soul?give us your credit cardnumber and we'll put the richest thanksgiving dinner on their plate!"
uh hell no! so anyway i'm officially converted to vegetarian! yeah! after much guilt ridden stares and "you're killing pigs and cows and chickens" and the whatnot so this year i'm going to be eating toturkey!(made out of tofu, for all you carnivores out there) and pretty soon i'll get one of those registration form from those crackheads at peta. you know those stickers that have a little cicken and say "don't eat me! i'm not a nugget!" yeah and deprressing poems about labatory animals. but im getting offf track.
SO! on my holiday list is:
1. well definitely a barnes and nobles gift card because its so darn thoughtful that i get one every -freaking -year!
2. an itunes gift card, and yes i would be okay with that
3. you can never go wrong with chocolate above 10 dollars and stuffed animals
4. something really cute, like an ongiri necklace
5. mr attractive tourist dude! he should come to new york for the holidays!
6. tickets to like mexico for me and 5 lucky friends!(cue the flashy prize board)
7. money! money is always a safe bet! but don't be stingy please! above 15 dollars!
8. my personal santa claus, ill charge kids like 8 dollars to sit on his lap.
So anyway:
Happy pre- holidays!

1 comment:

Nina Knight said...

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