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so yeah. read my blog. and enjoy it cuz you know if you didn't enjoy it it would probably be...UNENJOYAABLE! so yeah it's not really an option. you know im talking too much.

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um...single.ahahaha.turtles breathe through their butts. oh yeah, make me a gay joke and i'll never smile sincerely at you agian. unless you're "allie". in which case ill just roll my eyes. not that she is special just people are like that...

Saturday, July 26, 2008

okay, okay, so so sorry i have been away. anyway i was just thinking about all my classmates who are not reading this! yeah isent you a email a nd most people are like whatever. well you know what read my blog dont be a bum. OMg theres this freak in my school named um well...
anyway he was like on this other guy and he kissed the other guy's butt and he was like "his pants are dry" like major eew.

Saturday, July 19, 2008



OMG i heart this seal
omigod.i feel so like so stupid bewcause you know that game like crazt guitar maniac or something yeah in the begginning its like choose a guitar and it was like satan,stratocaster and like sunny, les paul and i always thought the guitar was actually called sunny les paul.

yo wasup anyway i was thinking if i had a kid i would name her shay. if it was a boy i would name him...well idont know shay too. heck its a multifunctional name. yeah! oh my god this puppy is so cute its like a polar bear but like not even.way cool.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

mew post! yeah.anyway have you ever noticed how like some people look so ugly in some pictures but then in the other pictures youre like aaah theyre like really attractive?i know but...guess who looks like perfect in every single picture...yeah hayley williams. i know.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

eh whazzup so anyway im like totally bored right now and like eating carrot
hey whasup, yeah i was away sorry. anyway as i was saying last time um...oh yeah!okay so its like really weird because i was in a elevator one day and like we went down to the basement and these people were like are you going up? and its like no freakin duh were going up, this is the last floor. anyway, i know this would be disloyal but (sniff,sniff) i might have to make another phillip.